Being an Adult

I will never forget how important it is to have fun. When people grow up I think they forget what is really important, to enjoy life no matter the situation. People seem to get too distracted by the unnecessary stresses and that leads to being overwhelmed at a certain point and breaking down. Too many people can't just laugh about what they used to because of the fear of being shamed or some other form of put-down. I believe that most adults turned into what they never wanted to be. As I mature and as I age, I want to never forget what its like to be carefree, have fun, and to be able to laugh most things off, I want to stay being happy. Overall, I believe the world needs to take a little time to relax and laugh a little, it does a lot for such a simple thing to do.

Very sad guy holds head as if it will help more than laughing.

 

How to: Be a Jerk In Society's Eyes

Always interrupt those who are speaking.

Begin phrases with "I don't care what you think..."

Call everybody terrible names.

Don't hesitate to make others cry.

Every day put people down.

Forget being nice.

Go for the biggest jerk award.

Have no mercy when you ridicule people.

Instead of compliments, use put downs.

Joy comes from sadness you create in others.

Kick little children.

Love making people cry.

Make babies cry in public.

Never allow yourself to be anything less than happy.

On the internet be a major 'troll.'

Prevent happiness in others by any means necessary.

Quit feeling bad; creating sadness is a good thing.

Read this every time you forget the rules.

Sorry...is something you shall never say.

Teasing babies in public is a must.

Unless you're dying, be a really bad person.

Very rude people go far in life(Wolf of Wall Street).

Why be nice when people will not appreciate it?

X-cessive speaking can also make you a great jerk

YOU CAN DO IT!

Zoos have many people to be mean to.