Never Do's

There are many things I will never do, however, there are many more things I will never do again. One thing I will never do again is try to ride a donkey like a bull. This will never be something I would do without peer pressure; the pain is just not worth it unless somebody records it happening. Another thing I will never do again is trying to eat as much McDonald’s as I can in one sitting. My record so far is five McDoubles, a small fry, and a small coke. After you eat the first three, the rest start tasting awful. Most of all, I would never order a sandwich with mayo again. I abhor mayo, and you may never be sanctified if you purposely put mayo on my sandwich. I routinely go to McDonald’s as a snack, and for quite a while I had been ordering McChickens. I specifically said “NO MAYO PLEASE!” but that didn’t stop them from ruining my delicious meal with a mayo covered McChicken… There are many things I will never do, but these are only a few of the things I will never do again.

A Dash Through The Forest

(Based off picture shown in class.)

The girl ran through the forest, chasing the man who had failed to fulfill his promises. Not only did this mysterious man promised her the key to happiness, but he also promised immense wealth and success. In return for these promises, the girl had accepted the challenge of walking blind folded for one hundred steps in any direction the man had said. However, in the moment she started walking, the strange man had taken off in a mad dash away from the blind folded girl into the forest. In a whirl, she threw the blind fold off, and sprints after him, she was gaining on the man, step by step inching closer...When suddenly, she trips over an exposed root, causing her to look down to catch herself, in this moment, the man had disappeared. After she slowed down to a walk and had started to scavenge the forest for any sign of human life, surprisingly, the girl finds a hole, a hole just big enough for her to fit in and it seemed to have a never ending depth. Suddenly, the man jumps from a nearby tree as the girl inspects the dank cavern, and with one swift kick, the man boots the girl into the what seems to be never ending pit of darkness. While the girl is falling, she starts to relive all the memories she had ever experienced and all at once, the bottom had become visible, the girl felt as if her life was going to end any minute. Right before this tragedy occurs, the girl wakes up, only to realize it was all a bad dream...

Pizza Business Journal

Pizza Business If I was to start a business, I would create a business to make specialty pizzas. I would create the most delicious, yet odd pizza creations known to man. I would make pizzas so diverse that the public would have no option but to try them! One type of pizza I would make is an ice-cream sandwich pizza. It would be served out of the freezer for dessert after you tried one of my new KFC Pizzas! Another pizza creation of mine would be the pretzel pizza, which includes a hot, soft, pretzel crust, and pieces of pretzel on top with a cheddar cheese drizzle. If you like Auntie Ann’s pretzels, you’ll love my pizza! Out of many places to start my pizza shop, I would choose a place downtown in a major city to attract many new customers on a daily basis. Overall, my ideal business would be a pizza shop where the equanimity comes out of everyone.

The Flood-Journal Blog

Levi Weaver-Johnson

Mr. Juarez      

9-4-14

The Flood

           In case of a worldwide flood, I would save five animals. The first, and most important, animal is a dairy cow. The cow is most important because it can provide dairy for drinking or food products, and meat in the worst situations. The second animal would be a large dog or wolf for protection and hunting. I believe this is useful for after the flood recedes. Thirdly, I would choose an alpaca for the warm fur during the winter months. The fourth animal I would choose to save is a horse. A horse is useful for transportation and also for cargo moving. Finally, I would choose to save a chicken, the chicken is ideal for a survival situation for two reasons. One reason a chicken is perfect for a survival situation is for the protein in eggs, and the meat after the eggs do not produce anymore. If all the animals survived the flood, I would combine the chicken and cow for a pizza as a celebratory feast. All in all, there are far too many animals to just extricate five in a flood situation.