Never Do's

There are many things I will never do, however, there are many more things I will never do again. One thing I will never do again is try to ride a donkey like a bull. This will never be something I would do without peer pressure; the pain is just not worth it unless somebody records it happening. Another thing I will never do again is trying to eat as much McDonald’s as I can in one sitting. My record so far is five McDoubles, a small fry, and a small coke. After you eat the first three, the rest start tasting awful. Most of all, I would never order a sandwich with mayo again. I abhor mayo, and you may never be sanctified if you purposely put mayo on my sandwich. I routinely go to McDonald’s as a snack, and for quite a while I had been ordering McChickens. I specifically said “NO MAYO PLEASE!” but that didn’t stop them from ruining my delicious meal with a mayo covered McChicken… There are many things I will never do, but these are only a few of the things I will never do again.