MagicPhone Apps

If there was a magic smartphone, it would come with a few apps pre-installed. One would be the 'Anytime Anywhere' App. This app allows the user to go anywhere, anytime, circumstances do not matter. The second app the magic smartphone would come with is the 'Levi's Burger Palace' app. This app would allow the user to go to the website and choose any item and the food, preferably the "Artery Closer", and choose where the menu item would appear. The third and most fun app of all is the 'Red Button In A Clear Box' app. This last app is made to test the strengths of human will. On the box, a big yellow and black warning "DO NOT OPEN, AND MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT TOUCH THE RED BUTTON" is printed. However, many people do not read the terms and conditions which state the app may cause you to be forever rich, immortal, and the button may also cause an apocalypse. I know you are all so tempted at this point to buy the magic smartphone and test your luck, but do not. *Somewhere, in this very moment the red button has been tapped....*