The Artery Closer

Although there are many things on my menu, I believe there is one item that cannot be replicated, nor can I leave it out of the main spotlight...It is the Artery Closer Burger from Levi's Burger Palace. On this beautiful monstrosity there is a minimum of 5 1/4 pound patties.  We include a slice of cheese in between each patty, a bun in between every 3 patties, and we may even go as far as putting some nacho cheese on a few of the patties. This gorgeous burger will be sandwiched between 3 buns, with jalapenos hidden under the bun, resting in more nacho cheese sauce. This burger would not be a star without the most important step in production...the deep fryer. After your patties are grilled most the way through, we will put the cheese between the patties, and drop it in the deep fryer. This is crucial to the perfectly cooked outside, and the juicy, satisfying inside. The fryer achieves what a burger on a grill cannot, it melts the cheese to a bubbly consistency, and keeps the patties in place when we throw them into the bun. Although we offer lettuce, onion, pickle, and toppings; this burger is just plain bomb without it. (Disclaimer: Levi's Burger Palace is NOT responsible for any damage to your heart or overall health and quality of life.) (Disclaimer #2: This burger may not actually close your arteries, but if it does, you are held responsible to pay for all medical bills of your own.)